As I contemplate a trip to visit family, I eye the airline and ticketing industry with more trepidation than ever before. Big deal right! Some backstory. I am a fearless flyer. Been flying by myself since age 8. Visited my father in a distant city every summer as I grew up. I have been on the last plane out of blizzards while they shut down the airport etc. I even remember the palpable tension when flying less than 2 weeks after 911. So, I have seen the gamut of the flight game. Very little fazes this traveler. Until recently that is.
Okay, since that fateful day, the industry has done what it can to deal with the new reality of US air travel. As the rest of the world sympathized with us back then, today they look on dumbfounded at how far we have gone to alienate travel and of course the government sanctioned air Gestapo has gone out of its way to make the process as horrid as it can be. And even with the affronts to our personal space I can trudge security lines with the best of them. The only thing I ask is get me there in a reasonable amount of time and in the event of a problem do your level best to find a solution.
Well, as the horror stories proliferate, tarmac delays lengthen and the security nazi’s start dressing up like real cops, I hate to surrender my fortitude and admit to dreading air travel, but they give me no choice. Not only can they target you for any perceived ‘Orwellian’ slight, they can treat you like a criminal until proven innocent.
If that weren’t bad enough, the airlines complete the raping of the customer by providing subpar service while figuring out ways to ding us for escalating prices instead of being forthright about increasing prices and explain it as the new cost of doing business. So, now not only do you have airlines playing musical chairs in bankruptcy court the ones that can still do business are finding ways to give the consumer less, while charging more to keep their head above water. Many of these airlines would be closing doors if they were in any other business, and rightfully so. Natural selection being a good process in this case.
But alas, not only are there more crap airlines clogging the airports and the skies offering less for more. But that’s not the worst of it. Even the good guys are following suite. I recently mentioned to a friend – who hasn’t flown in 2 years – how you get charged for any checked baggage with some airlines and how others are charging ‘customers’ for anything served to them during a flight and she was shocked! What struck me is the difference in our attitude in the moment. Her outrage that it got that bad and my desensitized resignation of ‘what are you going to do.’
In the moment I wanted to say ‘welcome to the new lowered standard of air travel’ but didn’t as it was probably too close to the truth and a depressing thought. What the moment did generate was this diatribe and a dawning realization. Air travel is the latest in a long line of public transportation systems that America is trying to kill. First one to be discarded was the railways. In a country so large they initially held promise until no one wanted to invest in the next round of technology to keep it relevant, like the Japanese did with their state of the art high-speed maglev systems. Next up is mass transit around the country’s metropolitan areas. Half developed or very efficient in its tiny market, there is no in between and often little or no interface to public transit outside the city.
So, in the case of air travel we have gone from the express train to the cross-town bus. Its like we’ll get you where you are going, we just cant say when or in what shape you will be once you get there. I think if an airline had the balls to step up and say “Fuel has gone way up for you and obviously for us to, but since we believe in maintaining good airline service and some profitability, here is how much more it will cost us to get you where you are going without the extra charges for baggage, hidden fees and the refreshments we have always provided.” The day an airline advertises old school service for a realistic price, guess who will be the first guy in line to avoid being the packed in like a sardine on the cross town bus!
As I step down from my creaky soapbox, wish me luck on my flight to a Midwest city that feels more like I am charting a tortuous passage to Istanbul!